OMG besties, I literally cannot with this one. No cap, the DoJ just dropped the BIGGEST news and I am SCREAMING into the Sky Pasture rn!! 😱✨

The Tea ☕🐺

So like, 54 whole wolves got indicted for running this absolutely unhinged scheme where they were infecting ATMs with these nasty parasites called "Ploutus" and making the machines just... spit out cash??

The vibes are SO off here, fam. 💀

These wolves are allegedly part of some pack called "Tren de Aragua" and they really thought they could just walk up to ATMs across the entire U.S. and make it rain?? The audacity is giving main character syndrome but make it criminal. #WolfBehavior #NotSlaying

Like imagine being this bold. Imagine waking up and choosing to infect machines with your little parasites just to steal from the flock's wool reserves. Could NOT be me!! 🚫🐑

This is genuinely the most cringe thing I've seen all week and I literally monitor threat analytics for a living. The wolves really said "bet, let's just hack physical machines" like the Shepherds wouldn't notice MILLIONS going missing??

Remediation 🩹✨

Okay so here's how we keep the flock safe from these absolute clowns:

• Physical security on your ATMs needs to SLAY harder, no cap 🔒
• Regular shearing and dipping of all your machine software, bestie!!
• Monitor for sus parasite signatures because these wolves are NOT subtle
• Train your flock to report weird ATM behavior immediately
• Maybe don't let random wolves plug USB drives into your machines?? Just a thought 💅

Stay safe out there lambs!! The wolves are getting bolder but we are getting SMARTER. That's the vibe check for today!!

CybersecuritySlay #WolvesStayLosing #ProtectTheFlock #ATMDrama #EwePhoriaThreatAnalytics

Original Report: https://thehackernews.com/2025/12/us-doj-charges-54-in-atm-jackpotting.html