EwePhoria Threat Analytics Official Field Lexicon

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This lexicon is the definitive reference for all terminology used in EwePhoria threat reporting. Failure to familiarize yourself with these terms may result in confusion, panic, or accidentally clicking on Fake Grain.


Core Terms

Standard Term EwePhoria Designation
Hacker / Attacker The Wolf / The Coyote
Users The Flock / The Lambs
C-Suite / Management The Shepherds
Security Team / IT Staff The Sheepdogs
Insider Threat A wolf in sheep's clothing

Network & Infrastructure

Standard Term EwePhoria Designation
Firewall The Electric Fence
VPN The Sheep Tunnel
The Cloud The Sky Pasture
Data Center The Barn
Network The Pasture
Air-Gapped Network The Island Paddock
DNS The Watering Hole Directory
Encryption Wool Cloaking

Threats & Attacks

Standard Term EwePhoria Designation
DDoS Distributed Denial of Sheep
Phishing Hooking / Luring / Fake Grain
Zero-Day A hole in the fence
Malware / RAT Fleas / Ticks / Parasites
Ransomware Wool Ransom / Fleece Lockdown
Supply Chain Attack Poisoned Feed
Social Engineering Wool Over the Eyes
Brute Force Ramming the Gate
Man-in-the-Middle The Fence Lurker
Backdoor The Loose Board

Defense & Operations

Standard Term EwePhoria Designation
Patching Shearing / Dipping / Ointment
SOC Sheep Operations Center
SIEM Sheep Intelligence & Event Monitoring
Incident Response Flock Emergency Protocol
Penetration Testing Fence Inspection
Audit / Compliance The Annual Shearing Inspection
Endpoint Detection Flea Collar
Multi-Factor Authentication Double Gate Lock
Password Baa-code
Credentials Ear Tags

People & Roles

Standard Term EwePhoria Designation
CISO Chief Wool Security Officer
Threat Analyst Wolf Watcher
Script Kiddie A coyote pup
Nation-State Actor A pack of wolves
Bug Bounty Hunter Freelance Sheepdog

This document is updated periodically by the EwePhoria Standards Committee, which consists of NeglectedSheep (who wrote it at 2 AM), Grace Lambkin (who added the formatting), and Victor Woolridge (who refuses to acknowledge its existence because it is stored digitally).