Okay bestie I am NOT okay right now. Google just dropped the tea that wolves from China, Russia, Iran, AND North Korea are all out here coordinating attacks on defense contractors and I literally had to put down my matcha. FOUR of them. At the same time. The audacity. The nerve. The absolute lack of chill. 😤

No cap, this is giving supervillain team-up arc and nobody asked for this crossover event.

So here's the sitch. These state-backed wolves are running a whole buffet of cringe tactics against defense sector flocks. We're talking parasites and ticks dropped through edge exploits, holes in the fence that nobody patched, fake grain luring lambs into "hiring scams" (sir this is a Wendy's), and straight-up espionage operations that are so bold they make my eye twitch. 👁️

The hiring scam angle is giving EXTRA cringe energy because apparently some wolves are sliding into the DMs of defense workers pretending to be recruiters. Bestie, if a random LinkedIn message is offering you your dream job and they just need you to "download this one file," that is fake grain and you are about to get HOOKED. Please. I am begging. 🪝

And can we talk about the Shepherds for a sec? The C-suite executives who are definitely not reading threat intelligence reports and are definitely forwarding suspicious emails asking about wire transfers? I love them but they are NOT helping. 💀

The Sky Pasture is involved too, obviously, because when is it not. Edge devices talking to the cloud, misconfigured everything, and the wolves are just casually grazing where they should not be grazing. Unacceptable. #SkyPastureSecurity #NotLikeThis

🛡️ Remediation (Grace's Vibe Check Edition)

Listen up flock, here's what we're doing TODAY:

Shear and dip IMMEDIATELY. Any unpatched edge devices are just open holes in the fence at this point. No excuses. Do it. Slay.

The Sheep Tunnel is mandatory. VPN access for everyone touching sensitive systems, no exceptions, not negotiating. Bet.

Fake grain awareness training. Your lambs need to know that a suspicious job offer requiring a mysterious download is a wolf in a recruiter's clothing. Run the drills.

Check your Sky Pasture configs. Misconfigured cloud permissions are basically a welcome mat. Audit them or suffer the consequences.

Threat intelligence sharing is a thing. Use it. Google literally just told you who the wolves are. That's a gift. Accept it. 🎁

EwePhoria #CyberSecurity #WolfSeason #NoCapThisIsBad #SheepTunnelUp

Grace out, stay safe, stay snatched, don't click weird links 🐑✌️

Original Report: https://thehackernews.com/2026/02/google-links-china-iran-russia-north.html