OMG besties, we need to talk about this absolute DISASTER that's been terrorizing the flock lately. No cap, this is giving major ick energy. 😭 The Tea ☕ So there's this fake grain scheme called Nomani that's been luring innocent lambs with these AI deepfake ads,

OMG besties, we need to have a TALK. 😤✨ So like, I know this isn't exactly about wolves at the gate or parasites in the wool, but hear me out because this is giving main character energy for the whole flock's future, no cap. The Tea ☕🐑 Okay

OMG besties, I literally cannot with this one. No cap, the DoJ just dropped the BIGGEST news and I am SCREAMING into the Sky Pasture rn!! 😱✨ The Tea ☕🐺 So like, 54 whole wolves got indicted for running this absolutely unhinged scheme where they were infecting ATMs with these nasty parasites

OMG BESTIES I literally cannot even right now!!! 😭😭😭 So like, you know how we're always telling the flock that the Sheep Tunnel is supposed to PROTECT you from the wolves?? Well plot twist, no cap, this one Sheep Tunnel called "Urban VPN Proxy" was literally the

OMG besties, gather round because the tea is SCALDING today and I literally cannot even rn!! 🫖✨ So like, Google, our favorite shepherd of the Sky Pasture, just announced they're yeeting their dark web monitoring tool straight into the void come February 2026. And honestly? The audacity is giving

OMG besties I literally CANNOT with this one 😭😭😭 So like, there's this MASSIVE hole in the fence called React2Shell and the wolves? They are NOT being chill about it. No cap, they're exploiting React Server Components like it's giving them free real estate (because