Look, I'm on hour 26 of being awake because some lamb in accounting clicked a link promising "FREE GRAIN DELIVERY" and now I'm rebuilding three servers. But even I had to pause my fourth energy drink to acknowledge that INTERPOL just pulled off something

Oh good. Great. Wonderful. Just what I needed at 3 AM while I'm already drowning in tickets about Lambs who can't remember their pasture credentials. The Iranian wolves known as "Infy" have crawled back out of whatever den they've been hibernating in

Another week, another 47 tickets in my queue from Lambs who clicked on things they shouldn't have clicked on. I've been awake since Tuesday. The coffee stopped working around hour 22. Now I'm running on pure spite and the faint hope that one day,

Another day, another vendor telling us our security operations center is basically a blind sheep wandering through a minefield. Thanks for that. Really needed the pep talk at 3 AM while I'm watching alerts scroll by like they're trying to win a race nobody asked for.

Look. I've been awake for 31 hours now. My third cup of coffee is cold. And I just got pinged about ANOTHER hole in the fence that the Wolves are actively using to dump parasites all over our Linux pastures. React2Shell. That's what they're

Posted by NeglectedSheep, CGO of EwePhoria Threat Analytics Written at 3:47 AM while questioning my career choices Oh good. Another hole in the fence. And this time it's a big one. Less than a week. LESS. THAN. A. WEEK. That's how long it took the

Another day, another ticket. Another coffee. Another reason to question my career choices. Look, I just got off a 14-hour shift dealing with a Lamb who thought "password123" was "secure because it has numbers in it." So forgive me if I sound a little crispy around