Oh good. Another Tuesday. Another coyote in the field. I haven't slept since what I believe was last Thursday and my fourth coffee is cold and somehow there is STILL a new campaign to write about. Let me tell you about RedKitten. Iran-linked threat actors, operating under this

Oh good. Another Tuesday. So apparently a coyote crew called Silver Fox decided the easiest way to spread their ValleyRAT parasites was to dress up a fake Microsoft Teams installer like a nice pile of grain and just... leave it at the top of the search results. SEO poisoning. They

Oh good. Another Tuesday. Another 9.8. Another reason I can't finish my coffee before the alerts start screaming. CVE-2026-24061 is a critical authentication bypass in GNU InetUtils telnetd, versions 1.9.3 through 2.7. A wolf doesn't even need credentials. They just knock on

Oh good. Four more. FOUR. MORE. CISA just updated the Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog with four freshly confirmed holes in the fence, all of them actively being chewed through by wolves right now, and the official deadline to apply ointment is February 12th, 2026. Which is weeks away. Which means

I need you to understand something. I have been awake since yesterday. My coffee is cold. I have fourteen open tickets, three of which are just a Lamb named Gerald asking why his mouse feels "sluggish." And now I have to tell you that five separate parasitic Chrome

Oh good. Another Tuesday. A fake Chrome extension, dressed up as a legitimate MEXC trading tool, has been quietly hoovering up API keys from anyone gullible enough to install it. The ticks embedded themselves right in the browser, waited for the Flock to log in and start trading, then shipped

Oh good. Another week. Another seventeen things trying to kill us all simultaneously. I found out about half of these while eating cold soup at my desk at 2am. The soup was bad. The threats were worse. Let's get through this. Stealth loaders are a thing now. Wolves

Oh good. Another supply chain attack vector. Just what I needed at 3am while I'm babysitting a SIEM that keeps alerting on its own heartbeat. So here's what happened. Some of the VS Code forks, the ones with AI assistants baked in because apparently we can&

Oh good. A signed kernel-mode rootkit. Signed. As in, someone handed the wolf a laminated badge that says "I belong here" and your entire Electric Fence just... waved it through. I've had three cups of cold coffee today and this is what I come back to.

Look. LOOK. I just got off a 14-hour shift triaging tickets about the Lambs not being able to find the "any" key, and NOW I have to explain DNS poisoning to you people. Fine. Here we go. Evasive Panda, a Wolf crew with strong ties to Beijing, spent

Look, I'm on hour 26 of being awake because some lamb in accounting clicked a link promising "FREE GRAIN DELIVERY" and now I'm rebuilding three servers. But even I had to pause my fourth energy drink to acknowledge that INTERPOL just pulled off something

Oh good. A password manager. Tied to Google. For the flock that already trusts the Sky Pasture with their email, their calendars, their documents, and apparently their entire will to live. I got this dropped in my lap at 2am by a Shepherd who said, and I quote, "Can

Oh good. Great. Wonderful. Just what I needed at 3 AM while I'm already drowning in tickets about Lambs who can't remember their pasture credentials. The Iranian wolves known as "Infy" have crawled back out of whatever den they've been hibernating in

Another week, another 47 tickets in my queue from Lambs who clicked on things they shouldn't have clicked on. I've been awake since Tuesday. The coffee stopped working around hour 22. Now I'm running on pure spite and the faint hope that one day,

Another day, another vendor telling us our security operations center is basically a blind sheep wandering through a minefield. Thanks for that. Really needed the pep talk at 3 AM while I'm watching alerts scroll by like they're trying to win a race nobody asked for.

Look. I've been awake for 31 hours now. My third cup of coffee is cold. And I just got pinged about ANOTHER hole in the fence that the Wolves are actively using to dump parasites all over our Linux pastures. React2Shell. That's what they're

Posted by NeglectedSheep, CGO of EwePhoria Threat Analytics Written at 3:47 AM while questioning my career choices Oh good. Another hole in the fence. And this time it's a big one. Less than a week. LESS. THAN. A. WEEK. That's how long it took the

Another day, another ticket. Another coffee. Another reason to question my career choices. Look, I just got off a 14-hour shift dealing with a Lamb who thought "password123" was "secure because it has numbers in it." So forgive me if I sound a little crispy around