Grace Lambkin

A collection of 72 posts

Cybersecurity

A Wolf Chilled In The Pasture For TWO YEARS And Nobody Noticed?? The South Staffs Water Situation Is Sending Me 💀

Okay I am LITERALLY on the floor right now. Like, I need a moment. Because the UK's Information Commissioner's Office just dropped the most unhinged security report I have ever read and I cannot stop thinking about it. South Staffordshire Water, a company whose ENTIRE JOB

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Microsoft Defender Is Out Here Eating Its Own Homework and I Am NOT Okay 😭🐑

Okay so. OKAY. I need everyone to take a breath with me because the vibes this week are absolutely feral and not in a cute way. Microsoft Defender, the Electric Fence we all trust to keep the Wolves out, has decided to go full main character and start flagging LEGITIMATE

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The Wolf Was Wearing a Shepherd's Crook This Whole Time?? No Cap. 😭🐑

BESTIE. I need you to sit down because the AUDACITY of this story has sent my vibes into a full unalive spiral. So. A Brazilian company whose ENTIRE BRAND was "we protect you from Distributed Denial of Sheep attacks" was apparently... running the Distributed Denial of Sheep attacks.

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When Wolves Eat Wolves: The Ransomware Drama That Has Me DECEASED 💀🐺

Okay bestie I am literally not okay right now. Two ransomware gangs, 0APT and KryBit, got into a full-on catfight and accidentally doxxed EACH OTHER. No cap. The wolves forgot about the flock entirely and just started biting each other's tails. This is the villain origin story

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NASA Lambs Got Lured by Some SERIOUSLY Cringe Fake Grain and Bestie I Am NOT Okay 🐑🚨✨

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture, sipping my matcha, when THIS dropped into my feed and I had to put down my whole drink. PUT IT DOWN. No cap, my hand was shaking. A Chinese wolf spent YEARS cosplaying as a U.S. researcher, sliding

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Apple Just Patched The Most CHAOTIC Hole In The Fence And Bestie I Am NOT Okay 😭🐑

Okay so I literally spilled my matcha reading this and I am still shaking. Apple, our beloved shepherd of the Sky Pasture ecosystem, had a HOLE IN THE FENCE so embarrassing that deleted Signal notifications were just... sitting there. Chilling. Waving at the FBI. Living their best little undead data

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The Negotiator Was The Wolf?? We've Been BETRAYED, Bestie 😭🐺

Okay I am LITERALLY shaking. Not in a cute way. In a "the person who was supposed to help you haggle with the wolves was ALSO a wolf" kind of way. Because that is exactly what happened and I need everyone to sit down. Angelo Martino, 41, of

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Edge Broke Teams Paste And I Am NOT Okay Right Now 😭🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my oat milk latte, when this news dropped and I SCREAMED. Not from a wolf attack, not from a hole in the fence, not even from some cringe fake grain situation. No no no. Microsoft broke

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The Wolves Slipped Fake Grain Into Your CPU-Z Download and Bestie I Am NOT Okay 😤🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my oat milk matcha, when THIS landed in my feed and I audibly gasped. Like, full theatrical gasp. My AirPods fell out. The wolves compromised CPUID, which is the website where all the little lambs go

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The Wolves Poisoned the Watering Hole and Honestly??? The Audacity 😤🐑

Okay so I am FERAL right now. Like, I woke up, checked my feeds, and nearly choked on my matcha because the CPUID situation is genuinely sending me to another dimension. No cap. So here's the tea: some absolute coyote energy individual slithered into CPUID's API,

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Bitcoin Depot Got COOKED and Honestly?? The Vibes Are Absolutely Feral 🐑💸

Okay so I was just out here sipping my matcha, manifesting good Sky Pasture energy, when this news dropped and literally SENT me. Bitcoin Depot, one of the biggest crypto ATM operators on the planet, got absolutely SMOKED by a wolf who waltzed right into their digital barn and yoinked

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The Vibes Are FROZEN: A SaaS Middleflock Got Pwned and Now Everyone's Crying Into Their Cloud Buckets 🐑❄️😭

Okay so I was literally just sipping my matcha and manifesting good security posture when THIS dropped and honestly? I gasped. I physically gasped. The audacity of these wolves is sending me to another dimension right now. Here is the tea, no cap. ☕ A SaaS integration provider, basically the little

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FBI Director's Personal Inbox Just Got COOKED and Honestly?? The Vibes Are Catastrophic 😭🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my matcha, when this news dropped and I SCREAMED. No cap. I physically put my oat latte down. The Handala wolves, running with Iranian energy, just absolutely COOKED the personal email inbox of the FBI Director.

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Ajax FC Got Cooked and Honestly the Vibes Are TRAGIC 😭⚽

Okay bestie I am SPIRALING. Like I woke up, opened my phone, and saw that Ajax Amsterdam, a WHOLE professional football club, got absolutely bodied by a wolf who just waltzed through their IT systems like it was an open pasture. No cap, this is giving "left the gate

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CanisterWorm Just Said "No Thanks" to Iranian Cloud Vibes and Honestly? The Drama Is Immense 😭🐑

Okay so I was literally mid-sip of my matcha this morning when this landed in my feed and I SCREAMED. A financially motivated wolf crew just decided to insert themselves into actual geopolitical conflict by dropping a wiper worm through poorly secured Sky Pastures and I am NOT okay.

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Bestie Bit The Hand That Fed Him And We Are NOT Okay 😤🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my matcha, when THIS dropped into my feed and I actually audibly gasped. Like, put down the oat milk, we need to TALK. A data analyst contractor at a D.C. tech company allegedly decided that

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Nine Holes In The Fence: IP KVM Drama Has Me Absolutely Feral Right Now 🐑💀

Okay BESTIE I am not okay. I woke up, opened my feed, sipped my oat milk latte, and immediately choked because NINE. NINE critical vulnerabilities. Across FOUR vendors. In IP KVM devices. All letting wolves waltz straight into the barn with zero credentials. Zero. Nada. Not even a fake "

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Nine Holes In The Fence?! AppArmor Said "No Cap, Come On In" 🐑💀

Okay so I literally JUST got my oat milk latte and I am already SPIRALING because the news this morning is sending me to another dimension. Nine. NINE. Count them. NINE holes in the fence sitting in Linux AppArmor since 2017 and nobody said ANYTHING?! The audacity. The AUDACITY. That

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This Fake npm Package Is Giving Major Cringe Energy and I Am NOT Okay 😤🐑

Okay so I was just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my oat milk latte, when THIS dropped into my feed and genuinely ruined my whole aesthetic. No cap, the audacity of these wolves is sending me to another dimension. 💀 So here is the tea. Some absolute menace

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AI Sniffed 1.2 Million Commits and Found 10,561 High-Severity Holes in the Fence and Bestie I Am NOT Okay 😭✨

Okay so I was literally just vibing with my oat milk latte and scrolling through the Sky Pasture dashboards when THIS dropped and I had to put the cup DOWN. 👏 OpenAI just unleashed their Codex Security agent on 1.2 MILLION commits across open-source projects and babes, the receipts

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APT28 Found A Hole In The Fence And Honestly? The Vibes Are RANCID 🐺🕳️✨

okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture, sipping my matcha, when this news dropped and I SCREAMED. No cap, I actually screamed. APT28, which is just a fancy government name for a very organized, very not-slay pack of wolves, found a hole in the fence

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Okay The Wolves Are Being EXTRA This Week And I Cannot 😩🐺

Bestie, I am UNWELL. I just finished reading this week's threat bulletin and I genuinely had to put my laptop down and go touch grass for five minutes. The audacity. The AUDACITY of these coyotes right now. Let me set the scene. 🎬 So apparently the wolves out here

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Apple Finally Putting A Lock On The Barn Door And Honestly??? We Stan 🔐🐑✨

OKAY so I know I usually come on here to absolutely DRAG the wolves and their cringe little schemes but today?? Today we are CELEBRATING because Apple just dropped some genuinely slay news and I am not emotionally prepared. iOS 26.4 developer beta just rolled out end-to-end

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Bestie, These Ex-Google Wolves STOLE The Sky Pasture's Secrets And Sent Them WHERE?? 😱🐑

Okay I am LITERALLY vibrating with secondhand embarrassment right now because this story is giving full cringe, no cap. So here's the tea: two former Google engineers and a spouse (a whole family affair, iconic chaos energy honestly) have been indicted by the DOJ for allegedly STEALING Tensor

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OMG They're Using DNS to Sneak Fleas Into the Flock and It's Giving Me ANXIETY 😩🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my matcha, when Microsoft dropped this little bombshell and I SCREAMED. No cap, this one is genuinely giving me the ick on a CELLULAR level. #CybersecuritySlay #EwePhoriaThreatAlert So here's the tea. ☕ The wolves out