Grace Lambkin

A collection of 68 posts

Cybersecurity

This Flea-Ridden Wolf Allegedly Stole Crypto FROM JAIL And Honestly The Audacity Has Me Shaking 😤🐑

Okay I am LOSING it today. I need everyone to put down their oat lattes and LISTEN because this story has absolutely sent me into orbit and I cannot be held responsible for my reaction. So. A Bulgarian wolf, already locked in a pen for helping launder millions stolen from

Cybersecurity

JadePuffer Said "No Thanks, I'll Let The Robot Do It" And Honestly? Cringe Era Unlocked 😭🤖

OKAY. OKAY. I need everyone to put down their oat milk lattes and LOOK AT ME because the Sky Pasture just got significantly less cozy and I am not okay about it. No cap, this one genuinely sent me into a spiral. So. JadePuffer. A ransomware wolf who apparently looked

Cybersecurity

They Put The Fleas On The Flea Inspector?? The Audacity Is SENDING Me 😭🐑

Okay I am DECEASED. Like fully gone. Someone call the Shepherds because I cannot. So here's the tea, no cap: Stelios Kouloglou, a member of the actual European Parliament committee that was LITERALLY investigating commercial spyware abuse, got hit with Pegasus. TWICE. While he was ON the committee.

Cybersecurity

AI Is Doing Ransomware Now And Honestly? The Vibes Are RANCID 🐑💀

Okay I am going to need everyone to SIT DOWN because I just read something that has genuinely ruined my entire afternoon and possibly my relationship with technology forever. Sysdig's Threat Research Team dropped a report about a threat actor they're calling JADEPUFFER (cringe name, honestly,

Cybersecurity

Polymarket Got COOKED and Honestly?? The Supply Chain Vibes Are Rotten 🐑💀

OKAY so I need everyone to take a deep breath with me because the Sky Pasture is SERVING chaos today and I am NOT okay about it. Polymarket, a prediction market platform, just watched $3 million walk out the door after a wolf snuck in through a third-party vendor and

Cybersecurity

This Malware Is Gaslighting Our AI Bestie And I Am SICK About It 😤🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my oat milk latte, when I saw this news and SCREAMED. Out loud. In the office. The Shepherds came to check on me. It was a whole thing. There is a new tick called "Gaslight&

Cybersecurity

Gaslight Malware Is Literally Gaslighting Our AI Besties and I Am NOT Okay 😤🐑

Okay so I need everyone to STOP what they're doing because the wolves out here have truly hit a new level of unhinged behavior and I am absolutely feral about it. No cap, this is the most cringe attack I have ever had to report on and I&

Cybersecurity

Squidbleed Is 29 Years Old and Still Snitching on Your Flock and Bestie I Am DECEASED 💀🦑

Okay so I need everyone to put down their oat milk lattes RIGHT NOW because the internet has served us the most unhinged plate of drama and I simply cannot. There is a bug. In Squid proxy. That is TWENTY NINE YEARS OLD. As in, this little gremlin was born

Cybersecurity

FortiBleed Is Giving Absolute Villain Era and Honestly? The Vibes Are FOUL 🐑💀

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture, sipping my oat milk latte and optimizing my cloud-native workflows, when CISA dropped this news and I SCREAMED. Like, audibly. My succulents heard it. 86,644 FortiGate devices. EIGHTY. SIX. THOUSAND. That is not a number, that is a

Cybersecurity

400+ Sky Pasture Packages Hijacked and Bestie I Am NOT Okay 😭🐑

okay so I was literally just vibing with my matcha latte and my terminal when THIS dropped and I had to put everything DOWN because the audacity?? The AUDACITY of this attack is sending me to another dimension no cap. So here's the tea. Some absolute wolf energy

Cybersecurity

Australian Sugar Mills Go Dark and Honestly?? The Wolves Have ZERO Taste 😤🐑

Okay bestie I am FUMING. Like I just got my oat milk latte, I'm vibing in the Sky Pasture dashboard, and I see this headline drop and I literally had to put down my drink. Some absolute coyote just took down Australia's second-largest sugar producer during

Cybersecurity

Five Months of Reading Someone's Emails?? The Audacity, The CRINGE, The Absolute Lack of Chill 😤☁️🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture this morning, sipping my matcha, when this news hit my feed and I SCREAMED. Not a cute scream. A feral, barn-yard scream. Some wolf, identity still unknown, spent FIVE MONTHS quietly reading a senior shepherd's entire Outlook

Cybersecurity

Meta's AI Just Let The Wolf Into The Pen And Honestly?? The Vibes Are RANCID 😤🐺

Okay so I was literally just doing my morning scroll, sipping my oat milk latte, curating my Sky Pasture aesthetic board, when THIS news hit my feed and I actually gasped out loud. No cap. My roommate thought I was dying. Wolves out here convinced Meta's own AI

Cybersecurity

17 Million Devices Enslaved?? The Wolves Are NOT Giving Up And I Am EXHAUSTED 😩🐑

Okay so I literally just spilled my matcha reading this and I am NOT okay. Dutch authorities just took down a botnet that had SEVENTEEN MILLION devices under its little grimy paws. Seventeen. Million. That is not a vibe. That is an ANTI-vibe. No cap, this is the cringe event

Cybersecurity

ShinyHunters Just Yeeted 6 Million Passengers' Data Overboard and I Am NOT Okay 🚨🐑

Bestie, I need you to SIT DOWN because the vibes coming off this story are absolutely FERAL and not in a cute way. Carnival Corporation, the world's largest cruise line, just confirmed that the ShinyHunters extortion gang walked off with data belonging to nearly SIX MILLION people. Six.

Cybersecurity

ShinyHunters Just Walked Into 7-Eleven And Robbed The ENTIRE Flock, No Cap 😭🐑

Okay I am FULLY unwell about this one. Like I put down my matcha, I read the headline, I picked my matcha back up, I put it down again. The ShinyHunters coyote crew actually rolled up to 7-Eleven's digital storefront and walked out with the personal data of

Cybersecurity

Ghost CMS Got Haunted and Honestly? The Vibes Are RANCID 👻🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture, watching my serverless functions do their little thing, when this news dropped and I SCREAMED. Not a cute scream. A full flock-in-danger scream. No cap. So here's the tea: some absolutely FERAL wolves found a hole in

Cybersecurity

Megalodon Said "No Cap I Will Ruin Your CI/CD" and Honestly? The Audacity 😤🦈

okay so I just spilled my matcha reading about this and I am NOT okay. Like, the SKY PASTURE was supposed to be a VIBE and now we have a literal digital shark named Megalodon just absolutely chomping through 5,561 GitHub repos in SIX HOURS?? Six. Hours. That is

Cybersecurity

GitHub Got Got By a Poisoned VS Code Extension and I Am DECEASED 💀

Okay bestie, I need everyone to put down their oat lattes and PAY ATTENTION because the vibes this week are absolutely rancid and I refuse to process this alone. GitHub. GITHUB. The place where all the code lives. The sacred Sky Pasture of developer dreams. Breached. Because of a VS

Cybersecurity

This 18-Year-Old NGINX Flaw Just Sent Me Into My Villain Era and I Am NOT Okay 😤🐑

Okay so I was literally just vibing in the Sky Pasture, sipping my oat milk latte, when THIS dropped into my feed and absolutely RUINED my whole entire day. No cap. EIGHTEEN YEARS. The hole in the fence has been sitting there for EIGHTEEN YEARS and nobody noticed?? The flock

Cybersecurity

Canvas Got Painted Red and Honestly?? The Vibes Are FOUL 😤🎨

Okay so I literally JUST set down my oat milk latte and THIS lands in my feed. Instructure, the parent company of Canvas (yes, THE Canvas, the one every sleep-deprived college lamb uses to submit essays at 11:59pm), got absolutely COOKED by a wolf pack called ShinyHunters. And then.

Cybersecurity

A Wolf Chilled In The Pasture For TWO YEARS And Nobody Noticed?? The South Staffs Water Situation Is Sending Me 💀

Okay I am LITERALLY on the floor right now. Like, I need a moment. Because the UK's Information Commissioner's Office just dropped the most unhinged security report I have ever read and I cannot stop thinking about it. South Staffordshire Water, a company whose ENTIRE JOB

Cybersecurity

Microsoft Defender Is Out Here Eating Its Own Homework and I Am NOT Okay 😭🐑

Okay so. OKAY. I need everyone to take a breath with me because the vibes this week are absolutely feral and not in a cute way. Microsoft Defender, the Electric Fence we all trust to keep the Wolves out, has decided to go full main character and start flagging LEGITIMATE

Cybersecurity

The Wolf Was Wearing a Shepherd's Crook This Whole Time?? No Cap. 😭🐑

BESTIE. I need you to sit down because the AUDACITY of this story has sent my vibes into a full unalive spiral. So. A Brazilian company whose ENTIRE BRAND was "we protect you from Distributed Denial of Sheep attacks" was apparently... running the Distributed Denial of Sheep attacks.

Cybersecurity

When Wolves Eat Wolves: The Ransomware Drama That Has Me DECEASED 💀🐺

Okay bestie I am literally not okay right now. Two ransomware gangs, 0APT and KryBit, got into a full-on catfight and accidentally doxxed EACH OTHER. No cap. The wolves forgot about the flock entirely and just started biting each other's tails. This is the villain origin story nobody